Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Answer
Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.
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When I was young I didn't like going to weddings.
My grandmother would tell me, "You're next"
My grandmother stopped doing that after I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
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A very drunk man comes out of the bar and sees another very drunk man.
He looks up in the sky and says, "Is that the sun or the moon?"
The other drunk man answers, "I don't know. I'm a stranger here myself."
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Question
What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?
Answer
An envelope.
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